I found this advertisement outside a store on Marshall Street the other day. The store is really appealing to the typical Syracuse University student–a picture of a Keystone Light beer next to soft serve ice cream, I can barely contain my excitement over those two items paired together. A more delicious combo has never existed; I suggest experimenting and making a float.
The ad also advertises the fact that this store has an ATM inside which dispenses free money whenever you want it! If you didn’t know that already, the ridiculous number of dollar signs underneath should clue you in. All in all, the advertisement should have all the broke, hungry and alcoholic Syracuse students flocking. It didn’t look too full inside the store at the time though, so I guess it’s just a fail.
~Meghin Delaney
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