The 5 Grossest iPhone Apps

Posted: December 14, 2009 by Katie in VAULT -- archives
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  • My Vibe

Literally transforms your iPhone into a vibrator. Ladies, be courteous and don’t let other people use your phone afterwards. They don’t want to put your sex toy against their cheek.

Cost: Free!

iphone vibrator app

Turn your iPhone into a vibrator for $0.

  • Pimple Popper

For those of you who enjoy that sort of thing… Avoid squeezing the zit’s tip to prevent getting a “bleeder.”

Cost: $1pimple popper iphone app

  • Puff

Are you a pervie man who wants a gust of wind to blow up a girl’s skirt? Then this is the app for you! Puff allows you to violate women any time you want. [Guanabee]

Cost: $1

  • Lady Biz

An iPhone app that helps women note the date and symptoms of their last visit from Aunt Flo. Both gross and useful. [Daily Marauder]

Cost: $14

Cost: $14lady biz period app iphone

  • Drunk Sniper

A game in which users become drunk men pissing into toilets, fighting to aim their pee within the toilet rims. The  developers say, “Girls are free to try it and feel like guys – this might be another brick into a bridge leading to understanding between the sexes.”

Cost: $1

Looks like iFart has some competition.

  1. boomer says:

    sick. kudos for trying these.

  2. Danny Boy says:

    Sign me up for My Vibe!

  3. Katie says:

    You know it doesn’t turn the phone into a penis shape, right?

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