[VIDEO] JERK Thanks Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds for The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Posted: November 28, 2009 by Katie in SAGE -- editor's picks
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Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds in The Best Little Whorehouse in TexasThis Thanksgiving, JERK’s thankful for The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, a musical starring dynamic duo Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds. Parton landed her ideal role: owner of the now famous Chicken Ranch brothel who falls in love with the town sheriff, Burt Reynolds. Here’s Burt and Dolly’s post-coital chanson:

A slimy journalist, played by Dom DeLuise (who slides socks into his undies to make his junk look bigger), catches wind of the story, causing a public outcry which threatens to shut down this Texan institution.

But JERK is even more thankful for the fans of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas found in Google Video searches. These Chicken Ranch groupies include Zedd, a self-proclaimed “ugly” 38-year-old anime enthusiast who always cries when Parton belts out “Hard Candy Christmas” as The Ranch closes its doors for the last time.

We’ve also fallen in love with Cybeeb, a hefty middle-aged cat lady who prefers Friskies Feline Favorites cat food above all others. “[Best Little Whorehouse] has a lot of great song and dance routines, and it’s one of my favorite movies,” Cybeeb said.

Finally, we have found our people. And for this, we are thankful.

~Katie Allyn

Comments
  1. Jasperjones says:

    i looked into zedd some more. guess what! in addition to being a skilled computer gamer, he is an aspiring actor and screenwriter. his youtube profile links to Warlocks Magic which i guess is a tv series he’s trying to start. wowzers!!!

    http://warlocksmagicthetvseries.tripod.com/

  2. Mount_Prion says:

    Holy boobs!

  3. Brittany says:

    zedd makes me weak in the knees…

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  5. Laura says:

    Great movie, y’all!

    I love JERK and Ms. Allyn’s writing!! 😀
    Keep it up!

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