[VIDEO] A Swiffer for Your Ass: The Comfort Wipe

Posted: November 7, 2009 by Katie in SAGE -- editor's picks
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Perhaps the worst infomercial of all time, the Comfort Wipe has modernized the “archaic” process of wiping your ass. After all, toilet paper is so barbaric. I’d much rather use an 18-inch stick. [via Boing Boing Gadgets]

~Katie Allyn

  1. Amelia says:

    but you even get the “get a grip” when you buy it!!

    This blog post made me think of “swiffer girl.” You don’t want to know.

  2. jon says:

    it’s true, being a big guy has tons of advantages, with the only real downside being limited access to your asshole.

  3. Ungood says:

    Hot damn! I could wipe my ass and then dust my shelves!

  4. Katie says:

    Amelia, I assume this is not the “swiffer girl” you are referring to:

    At least Urban Dictionary told me otherwise.

  5. Amelia says:

    hahaha Urban Dictionary was correct.

    Though I did enjoy the video that you sited.

  6. Danny Boy says:

    I want to see the Shamwow guy sell this. And then watch a voiceovered parody.

  7. Lulu says:

    I can’t imagine the “advantages” of being a big guy, other than keeping warm in the winter months.

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