Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Scares Off Crackheads and Christians Alike

Posted: November 5, 2009 by Katie in SAGE -- editor's picks, VICES -- sex, drugs & alcohol
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Leave it to puppets more terrifying than Chucky to help lost souls find Jesus. They should know, since it looks like each doll just rose straight from the pits of Hell.

I’ve gotta go take a cold shower.

~Katie Allyn

  1. jenny o says:

    fuckin freaky

  2. THE Todd says:

    ya gotta feel bad for the fact hes trying to get kids right

    its kinda creepy tho

  3. […] “And when you think of masturbation, just think of Jesus.” I think we all know where this guy came from. […]

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