Remember Hailey, everyone’s laughing AT you, not with you

Posted: November 4, 2009 by jerkmagblog in POP - pop culture
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Please keep tweeting Hailey, we enjoy mocking you.

Please keep tweeting Hailey, we enjoy mocking you.

The infamous Hailey Glassman is quite the annoying tweeter, and I’ve been waiting for the prefect tweet to attack her on.

On October 20th Hailey Glassman tweeted, “If ur honest n don’t lie then u never have 2 remember what u tell each person,cause it will all be the same since its the truth”-L.Glassman. OH REALLY, IS THAT HOW IT WORKS?

Well I’ve got some news for you, if you put peanut butter on one slice of bread, and put jelly on another slice of bread, and then stick the two pieces of bread together, you’ll have a friggan peanut butter and jelly sandwich. AMAZING HOW THE WORLD GOES ‘ROUND, HUH HAILEY?

I’m assuming the “L.Glassman,” is a sister or brother, who is clearly an airhead. Then again they are related to a fame- whoring, home-wrecking dumbass, so you can’t expect much I suppose.

Hailey Glassman, I would normally tell you to cancel your twitter and go crawl into a corner somewhere, but your tweets are my jokes of the day, so for you I shall make an exception. Congratulations. Please continue with you’re soul-baring tweets, I look forward to making fun of you again.

~Lauren Tousignant

Comments
  1. Kate says:

    Owww this all caps hurts my eyes. Please stop yelling!

    Can we also get some weird tweets that aren’t from young tabloid blondes ho bags? This is getting a bit repetitive. Public figures of all types say stupid shit.

    Thanks!

  2. tvsnark says:

    Cringing . . . not laughing.
    Her parents must be so proud.

  3. kombizz says:

    Indeed she has an amazing story. I am sure she wil be famous in near future.

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