Don’t forget the tartar sauce!

Posted: October 7, 2009 by jerkmagblog in Uncategorized
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If you’re having a fight with your significant other, most people tend not to play fair. In Pasadena, Texas a women was so angry at her ex-husband that she took playing dirty to a new level. The former couple had an argument about some jewelry that the husband had given his ex-wife and took back from her. So how did she retaliate? What any sane person would do of course…

She went into his apartment, took the seven goldfish that they had purchased together while married, fried them, and then proceeded to eat three of them. That must have been some pretty damn important jewelry!

Yum, imagine this cooked and fried in your tummy.

Yum, imagine this cooked and fried in your tummy.

Okay, first of all, how immature do you have to be to get back at your ex-husband by hurting his goldfish? I mean I know jewelry can be a big deal for girls, but who seriously wears jewelry from their ex’s anyway? That is the type of thing that ends up in a box under the bed, given to a friend, or is sold at a pawn shop.Second of all, how messed up in the head are you to fry goldfish and then eat them? Yuck!!! She should have just flushed the fish down the toilet if she wanted to get rid of them. But, then again, I guess she was going for a harsher method. They must have been very important goldfish too, because her ex called the police. She got away with it though, and probably made her point, in some way, because it was filed as a civil dispute with no charges brought against her.

Wife: 1, husband: 0. I’m sure the conversation after went something like this, “That’s what you get for taking my jewelry baby! I hope it was worth it, because your fish are gone, gone, gone… and they were good too!”

And you thought THIS "break-up" was crazy...

And you thought THIS "break-up" was crazy...

If I was her ex-husband I would have wanted her committed or something. I mean I didn’t even know you could eat goldfish. They are so tiny and are meant to be pets so why would you? Thank goodness these people didn’t have a dog, a cat, or god forbid children together. Can you imagine what kind of mother this woman would make? I would have not wanted to hear about the outcome if those were her choices to retaliate against her ex-husband with.

I think this provides a valuable lesson to everyone. If you are in a relationship, make sure you really know the person before you purchase and/or create living things with them. If you break-up or divorce, figure out the ownership of property and put things in writing. A prenuptial, postnuptial or custody agreement is probably looking pretty good to some people right now.

And if you are not in a relationship yet just make sure that when it comes time to pick that special someone that you choose wisely, because no one wants to end-up with a crazy person.

~Brooke Belke

  1. Krystie says:

    This is so nuts. People are crazy…I love “weird news” blogs.

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