Run for The Hills, Kristin is Back

Posted: October 4, 2009 by Jamie in POP - pop culture
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Okay, so I couldn’t resist the silly pun in the title. But really, the unfortunately popular MTV show The Hills is back, without Lauren Conrad (I sometimes still call her LC) instead includes Kristin Cavallari. Season 6 premiered this past Tuesday at 10 p.m., but don’t worry if you missed it – MTV airs reruns constantly, so it’ll be impossible for you to avoid a glance at these Hollywood drama queens.

I’ve always leaned towards Team Kristin, so when I found out that she was coming to The Hills, I was “stoked.” I always liked how she was portrayed on Laguna Beach, mainly  because she was a man eater. (Kristin, if you’re reading this, you shouldn’t have ditched Stephen Colletti. Come on, girl!)

My roommate and I agree that she has this way of getting what she wants, even when other girls want it first. MTV has been using this bad girl, backstabbing-beyotch reputation of Kristin’s to advertise this new season, i.e. “The Bitch is Back,” and I think it’s working.So, in the season 6 premiere appropriately titled, “It’s On Bitch,” Kristin jumps right into the madness. Even though the veteran Hills moochers, I mean, “actors” (Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag, Stephanie Pratt, and Lo Bosworth) might not be ready for Kristin to come, they have no choice. Five minutes into the episode, Kristin rolls up to Heidi and Spencer’s party in a flashy BMW convertible, throws herself on Brody Jenner despite the presence of his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, and bee-lines it for the very hairy and newly single Justin Bobby.

Later Laguna, Hello Hollywood Hills, and queue drama.

Kristin makes her way around, hugging and saying “Hey!” to the “random people” she hasn’t seen in “forever.” Audrina Patridge, stuck on how Justin Bobby didn’t really say hello to her, looks on without a smile as Kristin works it. How sad.

Fake or not, Kristin seems to be the “It Girl.” So, it should come to no surprise that the boys gravitate to her player ways and the girls can’t stand the competition, or lack there-of. While it almost seems pointless, I do enjoy the amusing attempts to top her. yes, I’m so glad The Hills is back.

While Kristin and Justin may be making plans to sleep in a motorcycle and ride in bed (Oops, did I switch that around?), I have a feeling those plans may soon be broken. All I’m going to say is, watch out, Brody. Kristin just might be back for round two.

And the other girls are definitely going to want another round in the ring with Kristin this season. Did you check out Audrina? Putting her dukes up and flailing in the air while Stephanie holds her back – ha!

I’m curious to see who really is going down.

Be sure to grab your ringside seat every Tuesday at 10 p.m. (or don’t). This should be good.

~Jamie Kapili

  1. Krystie says:

    I secretly used to watch this show. I guess it’s not much of a secret anymore.

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