The Hottest Chicks in Metal

Posted: November 8, 2008 by jerkmag in BLARE -- music
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I just got back from a Norma Jean show at Lost Horizon (also featuring Haste The Day, The Showdown, My Children, My Bride, and Oh, Sleeper).  While the music is not to my liking, although I do respect it cause every singer at the show had serious pipes, it was still fun to be around music (especially at Lost Horizon which is an awesome venue).  However, I was supposed to interview Norma Jean’s bassist Jake Schultz before his band took the stage.  After an e-mail from Norma Jean’s press guy basically saying he could get myself and a friend complimentary tickets and a twenty minute slot with Schultz, I figured I was in.  Well, I got to the venue and my name was not on the list.  Four hours later I am $16 poorer (I even had to bum $1 off my friend for entry and $2 off my roommate for water), and interviewless.  But! I do have Schultz’s cell phone number, so he can expect at least a few nasty calls.

That got me thinking about the interview I did do with an employee at REVOLVER magazine recently for my MAG 205 project.  I was at a loss for a Saturday blog post, but remembering REVOLVER and its “Hottest Chicks in Metal” issue, I got thinkin’ I might do my own.  Thus! I present you with my five hottest chicks in metal for 2008.

5) Candace Kucsulain of Walls of Jericho

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The lead singer of Walls of Jericho has the looks and the attitude to match.  Check out that “Cat’s Meow” tattoo on her knuckles.  She looks like she can show you a good time and then tell you how bad you were at it.

4) Cristina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil

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The lead singer of Lacuna Coil has graced REVOLVER’s “Hottest Chicks in Metal” issue for the past few years.  The italian metallers have just, or are about to, (depending on where you live) release a DVD entitled Visual Karma.  Secretary sexy.

3) Maria Brink of In This Moment

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The frontwoman of In This Moment has also been a familiar face in the pages of REVOLVER.  Aside from being featured in the “Hottest Chicks in Metal” issue, Brink just graced the cover as horror queen Carrie in the magazine’s most recent issue.  Scary hot.

2) Brody Dalle of The Distillers and Spinerette

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The other half of Queens of the Stone Age’s/Eagles of Death Metal’s Josh Homme, Dalle has been keeping busy by making a baby and Spinnerette, her new project outside of punk outfit The Distillers.  She’s got the punk sex appeal down to a science and would probably still piss in your bushes.

1) Laura Nichol of Light This City

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Although the (now disbanded) Light This City growler may not be the hottest in terms of outright looks, she’s got that whole “I can play video games with you too” kind of thing going on which makes her infinitely hotter.

I know, I know.  I’m leaving out a bunch (Lacey Moseley of Flyleaf has that whole damaged thing, Emma Anzai of Sick Puppies, Angela Gossow of Arch Enemy, Ashley Ellyllon of Abigail Williams, Sebastian Bach of Skid Row, Damnocracy, et al., etc., etc.).  It’ll be interesting to see, as time goes on, how many more females are fronting (or at least playing in) heavy music groups.

~Reemus O’Toole

Comments
  1. Liam McCabe says:

    Christina Scabbia at 4? She should be in the hall of fucking fame

  2. jerkmag says:

    You should be in the hall of fame.

  3. Jessica Scicchitano says:

    Missing = Amy Lee of Evanescence.

  4. Dan says:

    Too bad Brody Dalle isn’t metal, Bill…

  5. jerkmag says:

    I don’t think Amy Lee is as attractive as the girls on this list. Also, you’re right, Brody Dalle isn’t metal. Metal, shmetal.

  6. hatun says:

    I don’t think Amy Lee is as attractive as the girls on this list.

  7. selma hayek says:

    Metal is not death 😛

  8. morbidous says:

    why Alissa White-Gluz aint on the list? she’s the hottest chick in metal…and Christina Scabbia should be at #1.

  9. resim says:

    Wow amazing!..

  10. I had the pleasure of meeting Laura…I screamed like a 14 year old at a backstreet boys concert and proceeded to faint.

    she had really clammy hands tho, but she’s still so hawt.

  11. malpraxis says:

    they all are fucking good,beautiful and sexxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. marco says:

    laura nicole is so much hotter in person!!
    way to rock it ladies!

  13. jeff says:

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  14. korosh says:

    you best
    كيرم تو كس ننت كس خوبي هستيا دوست دارم كس ننت رو جر بدم كيرم تو اول وآخرت ننه جنده مادرت وبگام غربي هاي افسار گسيخته

  15. Ryan says:

    5. Sarah Anthony
    of The Letter Black

    4. Sharon Den Adel
    of Within Temptation

    3. Lacey Sturm
    of Flyleaf

    2. Carly Smithson
    of We Are The Fallen

    !1! Cristina
    of LACUNA COIL, baby!

  16. zoo9a says:

    as late as it may be but u forgot amy lee of evanescence
    i place her first

  17. Eric V-B says:

    Evanescence isn’t metal. Evanescence is shit.

    Tarja Turunen of Nightwish is my pick.

  18. jestereff says:

    wait. Alissa White-Gluz of The Agonist!!!

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  21. Bill Price says:

    Maria Brink…Rad.

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