Watts up bitches?

Posted: April 21, 2008 by jerkmag in VAULT -- archives

Spring is upon us, which means it’s time to do dumb shit on the quad again. Toss a frisbee, get a hilarious sunburn, look like a dirty hippie – whatever.

If you’re looking for some real entertainment, Jerk will be playing the Daily Orange staff in kickball this Sunday at 3 p.m. I’ve never been to a game, but apparently we trounce these nerds every year. We can’t guarantee that the D.O. will report the box score or spell our names correctly, but we can guarantee a victory.

I thought that would be the end of the kickball buffoonery, but I found this message in my inbox earlier:

Dear Jerks,

As you may know, we didn’t accept your challenge for a kickball game
on Mayfest. But we don’t want you guys to get the wrong idea. We’re
confident we can kick your asses, but we didn’t want to do it on a day
when we’ve got a ton of parties to go to all day long. We understand
that not everyone is as popular as we are, so we hope you can find
something to do with your day off tomorrow.

We’d still like to beat you in kickball, so let’s meet on the Quad on
Sunday, May 4 at 2 p.m.

Be there.

-20 Watts

It’s on, bitches. Your jeans are too tight to play kickball. Have fun at your hipster parties tomorrow, see you next weekend!

~ Liam

Comments
  1. 20watts says:

    Bring ittttttt.

  2. No one asked us. We can kick all of your asses…

  3. jerkmag says:

    that’s okay stitch, you can just take pictures of what we’re wearing during the game.

  4. That’s what I meant by play- there is another meaning?

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