Words o’ Wisdom: Buddy the Elf Edition

“Looks like a Christmas tree.” 

-Buddy the Elf

Words o’ Wisdom: Tucker Max Gives Law Advice

“Do you want to waste three years of your life debating stupid and utterly irrelevant minutia? Then yes, get your JD. Do you want to get a degree that allows you work the rest of your life in a tedious, shitty, unrewarding job? Then yes, get your JD. Are you a boring, facile, socially retarded whore, desperate for the illusion of money and success, regardless of the cost to your life and the lives of those you love? Then yes, get your JD.”

-Tucker Max

Words o’ Wisdom: ‘Is It Bad to Mock Mother Theresa?’ Edition

“…Life is a duty, complete it…”

-Mother Theresa

Words o’ Wisdom: Shut Up Edition

“The poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know how to speak.”

-Winston Churchill

Words o’ Wisdom: Tuesday Edition

“A yawn may not be polite, but at least it is an honest opinion”

-Anonymous

Words o’ Wisdom: Try not to think about it too much Edition…

“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”

-W. C. Fields

Words o’ Wisdom: Eat Eggs This Morning Edition

“Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes”

-George Bernard Shaw

Words o’ Wisdom: Happy Halloween Edition

“Oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out late?”
-Hocus Pocus

Words o’ Wisdom: Friday Edition

“I always knew I shouldn’t have said that.”

-Jon Stewart

Words o’ Wisdom: Kind of a Creeper Edition

“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”

-Chuck Palahniuk