One of the biggest adjustments for any freshman is sharing a communal bathroom with everyone who lives on your floor in your dorm. Whether you are a guy or girl, it’s odd to see the occasional pubic hair show up on the toilet seat or that wad of hair on the shower drain. Recently, I’ve encountered some “floor bathroom only” findings that I’d like to share.
Number one, what the hell is Chinese food doing in the trash can next to the shower? Why would anyone think “Oh, that’s a great place to put my takeout trash?” It stinks and is probably one of the most unusual scents I have ever smelled when getting out of the shower. Number two, condoms in the shower. Just don’t do it, or if you’re going to do it, at least make it look like you didn’t. Floormmates fucking in the shower is just plain awkward for anyone who is aware that it’s happening, especially when you notice it as you’re shaving your legs.