I wish I was kidding, but you probably don’t, you horndog. A note from the brand masters themselves: “Pussy is a 100% natural drink. No nasty chemicals and nothing manufactured. It is made for people looking for a natural alternative. The name Pussy shocks and demands attention–that’s the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.”
Well, they got that right. It definitely caught my attention when I saw this picture, advertising an energy drink. But really? What other body parts could sell completely irrelevant products? Next thing you know, the word “penis” will be used to sell body sprays. I imagine that could get a little awkward.
Obviously, the energy drink was named “Pussy” to shock consumers and make them want to try the drink simply because of its name, but what does a vagina have to do with an energy drink? As the consumer in the video puts it: “this tastes nothing like pussy.” Well, no kidding! I don’t know about you, ladies, but what I have going on down there is not made out of “a blend of fresh white grape juice, limes, or six selected botanical herbs.”