Let’s just hope this woman doesn’t actually reproduce. (more…)
Posts Tagged ‘Katie Allyn’
Tags: abortion, Katie Allyn, Stupid, tuna, Yahoo! Answers
Tags: Christmas, dog fights, Dogs, family, Katie Allyn, pets
Tags: covers, Katie Allyn, Miley Cyrus, YouTube
Tags: Katie Allyn, Kristin Stewart, photoshop, Robert Pattinson, Twilight
Thank you, photoshop. You’ve done a great deed.
Tags: finals, homework, Katie Allyn, Mr. T, procrastination
Tags: Katie Allyn, video games, Yahoo! Answers
Tags: drugs, electro shock, farmville, Katie Allyn, parapluesch, stuffed animals, weird games
Screw Farmville. Parapluesch.de gives users an addictive game that’s as adorable as it is twisted. The game introduces five stuffed animals who inhabit The Asylum, a psychiatric clinic for abused cuddly toys. Users must cure the toys through treatments like dream analyses, music therapy, drugs, and even electro shock. Leave it to the Germans to come up with a game like this.
Dolly suffers from the delusion that she is a wolf or dog. Dr. Kindermann explains this may be a symptom of an inferiority complex. Occasionally her inner-wolf will literally burst out of her tummy. (more…)
Tags: Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, brothel, Burt Reynolds, cat food, Chicken Ranch, christopher miller, cybeeb, dance, Dolly Parton, Dom DeLuise, Friskies, journalism, Katie Allyn, musicals, Texas, whores, Zedd
This Thanksgiving, JERK’s thankful for The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, a musical starring dynamic duo Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds. Parton landed her ideal role: owner of the now famous Chicken Ranch brothel who falls in love with the town sheriff, Burt Reynolds. Here’s Burt and Dolly’s post-coital chanson: (more…)
Tags: Dogs, Katie Allyn, piles of shit, david letterman, weird shit, infomercials, pootrap, stadium pal, David Sedaris
Pootrap, “the magical poop collector,” essentially forces dogs to walk around with little plastic baggies blooming out of their backdoors. (more…)
Tags: facebook, FAIL, Katie Allyn, Stupid, weird shit
This woman is at least 40 years old… Further proof that the elderly should not be on Facebook. No word yet on how her fiance feels about this.