“Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It’s something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.”
-Steve Martin

“Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It’s something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.”
-Steve Martin

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Debating their internal differences of opinions...?
“I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.”
-George H.W. Bush
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“Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?”
-Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City

Do you have your date lined up for Saturday night yet?
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Some of us were born to write. Others, maybe not so much...
“Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.”
-Ivanka Trump
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The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before.
-Dwight Eisenhower

Dwight D. Eisenhower
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“In my mind, I’m probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.”
-Holden Caulfield, The Catcher in the Rye

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Yogi Berra, former New York Yankee and famous for his "Yogi-isms" such as this one mentioned below.
“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”
-Yogi Berra
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