Here’s something you don’t see everyday outside of weird porn: a priest crusading against a busty pirate hooker.
WNEP-16 of Pennsylvania reports that a statue of a scantily-clad she-pirate outside an antique store in impossible-to-pronounce Schuylkill county has become the focus of controversy as some, including a local priest, claim it should be removed.
The statue is a female pirate wearing low-rise pants and a small piece of white cloth tied across her generous chest, and has been rated both “do-able” and “hittable” in an extensive survey of the guys in my apartment. (more…)
