‘Cuse likes speakers from TV

Posted: May 8, 2012 by jerkmag in WATCH - TV/film

So, the keynote speaker for Newhouse’s convocation is Danny Zuker, basically, if you’ve turned on a TV in the past 15 years – you’ve probably seen something that he has worked on. Seems like there is TV people all over ‘cuse, Aaron Sorkin is gonna be doing his thing at commencement, Zuker is workin’ the Newhouse crowd. Pretty sweet deal.

Check it out on Saturday at noon in the Dome if you’re still in town and interested in that kinda thing. You can also watch it on the convocation website.

-Charlie Ecenbarger

 

ninja edit to make sure you guys are paying attention.

Sincerely, Jerk.

Posted: May 8, 2012 by jerkmag in LIVE - lifestyle

This all started in my yoga class this spring. Mid semester, my instructor collected our yoga journals and we talked about some of the entries. One said something about how difficult it is to smile on this campus between the weather and the overall language heard on the quad. That made me very aware of what others were saying and what I was saying for a few days. And let me tell you…the use of the F-bomb is the least of our worries.

So I’ve made an effort to change how I contribute to campus‘ overall attitude and my own happiness. Here are my tips on getting happy:

1. Surround yourself with funny people. Friends who know what makes you laugh or friends who let you crash in their room until 5 a.m. for a fun, old fashioned sleepover. You know who they are, the ones who care to keep you smiling.

2. Listen to good music. Make it like a religion. Whatever it is that makes you feel great, listen to it at least 30 minutes a day. And don’t settle for just Top 40, find the music that’s unique to you and surround yourself with it. Get dressed to it, walk to class to it, do work to it, get ready to go out to it. RAGE alone in your room to it. Shamelessly BELT IT OUT. You’ll have this sense of yourself you never knew before.

3. Make time for yourself. For me it’s taking a yoga class and making sure I’m enrolled in at least one dance class each semester. It’s so important that you make time to just get out and participate in the world, rather texting someone about it.

4. Make time for something new. Even in the smallest ways, changing it up can cheer you up. Being stuck on campus can get really monotonous. Make an effort to get off campus, or just change your study location to a different building. The change of scenery will perk your dreary ass right up.

5. Just be happier. This might be painfully obvious but it seriously works. Just don’t be so miserable all the time and don’t spread your misery around. This might be my yogi lessons, or some latent Buddhist beliefs, but I’m consciously making an effort to curse less (sometimes hard with the attitude of a JERK) but it’s not impossible.

People are still mean,  and they’re going to be mean. You can’t avoid all the bad feelings out there. But these steps beat the hell out of locking yourself up in your room, trolling pinterest or tumblr in the dark, waiting for better days to come. Make summer your fresh start! Seriously, no classes for three months. How can you NOT be happy.

-Tori White

A Party Game For Horrible People

Posted: May 7, 2012 by jerkmag in GRIP - entertainment

“In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time.”

I’m sure you’re thinking gloryholes or sharing needles? Or maybe you think poor Hannah struggles with coat hanger abortions – a classic issue for Disney stars. It’s dirty; it’s raunchy; it’s politically incorrect; it’s Cards Against Humanity – “the party game for horrible people.”

Syracuse junior, Anthony Romeo said, “It’s a fucked up, funnier version of Apples-to-Apples.”

The R-rated Apples-to-Apples and Amazon-bestseller began with a group of eight nerdy high-school friends from the Chicagoland area with nothing better to do on New Year’s Eve.

“We would never get invited to any parties, so we always sort of did our own thing,” said co-creator Max Temkin. “We always liked making our own games and activities, so after a couple of years of making pretty terrible games, eventually one of them turned into this version of Cards Against Humanity.”

Josh Dillon, Daniel Dranove, Eli Halpern, Ben Hantoot, David Munk, David Pinsof, Eliot Weinstein, and Temkin released the game freely to the public as a PDF in 2010. Temkin said they received so much positive feedback from users that they decided to release a professional version of the game.

“People were saying, ‘If you ever print this thing professionally, let me know,’” said Temkin.

The game eventually received funding through a Kickstarter project to make a basic printing of the game. The creators asked for 4,000 dollars to do so. To their amazement, the game broke even in only two days. By the end of the Kickstarter project, the game more than tripled the initial investment, making 15,000 dollars. Temkin said most of the profits were used to make the current professional version of the game.

To us college students, it seems obvious that a game like Cards, as the game is often called, would become popular – it’s sets up perfectly for a fun drinking game, and it’s delightfully inappropriate for our childish minds. Sounds like an instant success to me. Temkin, however, is still surprised with the game’s success.

“It’s amazing to me that anyone plays this game. It’s so weird, and it’s so inappropriate, and it’s just a weird, bad idea. It’s so bizarre. But it’s very flattering that people like it,” said Temkin.

Although originally designed for filthy-minded college kids, Cards has found its way to multiple crowds.

“A lot of different people like it. A lot people play with their parents. A lot of professional people play it. Start-ups have office parties and play it,” said Temkin.

The popularity may stem from the liberal rules of gameplay.  House rules exist, but who wants to play by someone else’s rules? Anyone can customize it to his/her group’s sense of humor. The players decide the rules, not the game.

Temkin said, “I like games where you have the least number of rules that you can have to make [the game] work. I like things that are very abstract, small, and simple. That’s what I like about the Cards’ rules.”

Still interested? Cards is available for purchase on the group’s website (http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/), but Temkin and his squad offer a free version of the game as well.

“Along the way, everyone’s told us ‘you can’t keep giving it away for free, no one’s going to buy it’. But it doesn’t seem to be how it’s working,” said Temkin. “We support open source, free things like that.  If someone downloads it and makes their own copy and that’s what gets them to play it, we’re fine with that. If they play it with their friends, maybe their friends will go on Amazon and buy it. Clearly, it’s been successful for us because it keeps selling out.”

Free or not, it’s obvious that Temkin and his buddies know what they’re doing. Each individual of the group has a college degree – everything from graphic design to an MIT Ph.D in astrophysics – and a unique career. Not to mention each is a co-creator of one of the hottest games on the market. However, the group diversity and overwhelming success does not stop the friends from talking every day and meeting annually on New Year’s to play and improve the game. It also won’t keep Temkin and his friends from looking at the future:

“One thing that I’ve definitely learned from this whole thing is if you just make something that you like to see yourself, it’s very easy to get people excited about it online. If it’s good, people will do all the work for you. I would love, when all this settles down on cards, I would love to go make another game. That would be a ton of fun,” said Temkin.

-Hunter Simon

Few Broadway lovers haven’t heard of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, the critical flop that’s somehow managed to be a commercial success (most likely due to the hype surrounding the numerous injuries and mishaps suffered by members of the cast). And even fewer Broadway lovers (and people in general), haven’t heard (or become addicted to, prior to its recent downward descent) of the musical TV sensation Glee. Now, one of the creative minds behind both projects is setting out to tackle another classic: Little Shop of Horrors.

Playbill.com confirmed that Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, the co-book writer of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark and “Glee” co-producer, is reportedly in talks to write a remake of the musical classic “Little Shop of Horrors”. The remake would be for the cinema. The original “Little Shop of Horrors” film was made in 1960, directed by Roger Corman, and another film remake was made in 1986, directed by Frank Oz. The story was taken to the stage in 1982, in an off-Broadway production scored by Alan Menken (think the Little Mermaid)

Flash forward 52 years (or 26 since the latest remake), the technical advancements made can make this unique story line (a plant that eats people? Think of the CGI potential!) into the next “Avatar”. Combined with a solid script, this remake has definite potential to be the next movie musical success.

-Diana Pearl

Dental Damage

Posted: May 7, 2012 by jerkmag in CRISP - health
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You’ve just finished a pretty intense workout and you’re looking for something refreshing to drink – what do you reach for? More often than not, it’s probably a sports drink; you know, to replenish those lost electrolytes that Gatorade commercials are always telling you about.  But while your body may be thanking you for taking a swig of G2, your teeth may not be quite as happy.

According to a recent study in the May/June 2012 issue of General Dentistry, the consumption of sports and energy drinks can cause irreparable damage to one’s teeth. In fact, the lead author of the study claims that drinking sports drinks is comparable to bathing one’s teeth with acid. Sounds tasty, huh?

The study, which took place over five days, examined the acidity levels of 13 sports drinks and nine energy drinks. In doing so, the researchers dipped human tooth enamel samples in the drinks for 15 minutes, and then into artificial saliva for two hours. This process was repeated four times a day over the course of the five-day study.

Damage to the teeth could be seen after just five days of the study, showing that, while sports drinks did a good amount of damage, energy drinks harmed tooth enamel much more. And what happens when tooth enamel has been compromised? Teeth become overly sensitive, cavity-prone, and more likely to decay.

The acidic damage to teeth after the consumption of sports and energy drinks can only be neutralized by saliva. So, rinsing your mouth with water or chewing sugar-free gum after downing a Redbull will increase saliva flow, ultimately stopping the drinks from doing any more damage to your teeth. But if you’re looking for a quick pick-me-up or a post-workout guzzle and want to steer clear of tooth damage, just grab some water. Not only will it rehydrate your body, but it can also act as a stimulant when it’s ice cold.

—Amber Brenza

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

Posted: May 6, 2012 by jerkmag in VIDEO OF THE WEEK

Man, I felt bad laughing at this… Then I read the dude was okay, so that makes it ok… Right?

Editors Note: We need a foam sword fight next semester, because that sounds awesome. Perhaps we will fend off the zombies after the zombie march in October… Knights versus Zombies… Yes.

-Charlie Ecenbarger

SONG OF THE WEEK: All Your Light

Posted: May 6, 2012 by jerkmag in SONG OF THE WEEK
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All Your Light – Portugal. The Man

My boyfriend got me into this band a few months ago and now I can’t stop listening to them… Thanks Kyle. This music video is pretty intense but amazing. However, all of their music and videos are like this.

As stated on their website, John Gourley said, “We had one note: Make something disgusting.” The video was shot in Palmdale, California early in March of this year.

The video also features portions of a remix of the song by the RZA. “We are huge Wu-Tang fans, and to have the RZA remix one of our tracks was a dream come true,” said Gourley on their website.

If you’ve never heard of Portugal. The Man, check them out and get addicted. This isn’t a band you want to miss out on.

-Brooke Leone