Diggin’ Out In The Dorms

Because I had, what I presume (though you never know with me!) was my last round of sex in this here Dellplain Hall, I’m feeling inspired to write of the challenges and recreations of having sex in a dorm room. First off, the challenges: Obviously when your roommate is studying innocently a mere five feet away [...]

Sex on The Beach

                            By the time many of you read this article you will either be making the journey back from wherever you embarked to for break, or already have returned from your wild week away. My mind is reeling with the many possibilities [...]

Spring Break-Ups: A Lesson in Realism

Due to a significant lack of parental supervision as a child, my first images of what college Spring Break would be like were shaped by MTV. So now when I think of Spring Break, I imagine a week full of hot guys and girls fornicating on a beach in bathing suits made out of whipped [...]

A Guide to Spring Break Hook-Ups

I’m not here to set fire to your wet dreams and tell you it’s impossible, but if you’re going to attempt the Spring Break Hook-Up, you have to go in with a game plan. You have seven days to make it happen, so you better dedicate at least 5 of those days to Pussy and/or [...]

What Should Always Cum First

What is it about today’s male population that gives them, or their penises rather, such a strong sense of entitlement? That they are guaranteed pleasure, and satisfaction, and not only this, but that it is our job as females to do provide this. We’ve all witnessed the personification of the male parts, heard him call [...]

Casanova Strikes Again

One of the most notorious hedonists is being honored: the infamous and legendary Casanova. A native Italian, Giacomo Girolamo Casanova is most famous for “seducing the wives and daughters of important subjects of King Louis XV and cheating them out of their money.” There have been numerous movies, TV specials and TV series glamorizing his [...]

Still Wild About Wilde

If there was ever a man who truly had a way with words, it was Oscar Wilde. Quick, witty, intelligent and sometimes cutting, he has been quoted countless times since his unfortunate death in Paris. The latest news of this “Dublin playwright” was published the week of the 111th anniversary (Nov. 30, 2011) of his death. [...]

Could the Walk of Shame Lead to Love?

This video is probably every girl’s worst nightmare. It’s bad enough having to walk home in the same clothes you had on the night before, but to have an entire frat applaud you and last night’s man as you leave the premises is taking walk of shame to a whole new level. Whether or not [...]

The Cost of Beauty

 Miami, Florida. Just the city’s name brings images of bikinis, sunshine, beaches and wild parties to mind. Nowadays, it also makes people think of plastic surgery. The number of people getting work done by surgeons has increased over the years despite its high cost. One Miami woman decided to sacrifice quality for cost when she [...]

Ryanair’s Mile High Club

For most people who have traveled within and around Europe, Ryanair is synonymous with cheap flights. Now, it may add pay-per-view porn to its in-flight repertoire, furthering its notoriety for developing “different” kinds of commercial ventures. Melissa Locker summed up the idea by Ryanair’s CEO Michael O’Leary best in her TIME article: “Yes, the company [...]