Good Luck Lil’ Snooki!

The question of the hour: will we treat the birth of lil’ Snooki in the same fashion that we anticipated and obsessed over the birth of Babyonce? As an ardent hater of all things Jersey Shore (seriously, join my boycott), I hope that we do not give Snooki the satisfaction of such attention. As for [...]

Colonization: From Missionaries to Celebrities

Akon has dibs on Senegal. Botswana is divided between Russell Simmons and Kim Kardashian. Don’t even get me started on Ethiopia. Yep, celebrity altruism has been taken to a whole new level over the past few years as famous stars have started to claim entire countries as their own. Now Brangelina-scale aid projects seem almost [...]

So Snooki’s pregnant and more things I wish I didn’t care about….

20 years old, pretty good writer, into pop punk music, tattoos and deep, brooding poetry. This is the side of myself I wish I spent more time with. We all have one. The “you” that you are when you’re at home in the bath tub with your rubber duck, in bed with your old stuffed [...]

Broadway Honors Whitney Houston

Despite not being a Broadway powerhouse, anyone who can appreciate great vocals can appreciate what Whitney Houston brought to the world of music. From her feature in the Academy Awards’ In Memoriam segment, to the epic tribute performed by Jennifer Hudson at the Grammys, every sphere of the performing arts world is finding their own [...]

Paris Hilton Takes Over The World

This spring, Oxygen network premiers a new reality show, The World According to Paris.  Oxygen promises the docu-series that follows the Hollywood heiress reveals the girl behind the red carpets, the makeup, and the glamour.  Hilton teased to RadarOnline, “the [show] is an inside look into my life, my relationship, my family, friends and everything [...]

Lindsay Lohan Bails Out

After a four-hour stint in the Lynwood Correctional Facility, Linsday Lohan is free again, out on a steep $75,000 bail.  Here, Lohan can be seen leaving jail (for now) after her four-hour visit.  Last month, LiLo violated her probation from a previous Felony Grand Theft charge after allegedly stealing a necklace from a jewelry store.  [...]

Nail Polish That’ll Make You Purr

So I’m sure many of you have heard about Katy Perry’s nail polish collection with OPI. While you could imagine bright, bold colors and lots of glitter, black shatter is the exact opposite. Black Shatter isn’t exactly a shade, but more like a texturizing topcoat that creates the effect of shattering once dried on any [...]

She just bein’ Miley

What would you do to have sex with your favorite celebrity? Go to all of their shows and try to hopelessly stand out for recognition? Stalk every internet space they exist on? Find out their contact information (don’t know how but I’m sure it possible) and give them a ring? Well now you don’t need [...]

George Clooney to witness sexy time?

Any news item that mentions sex parties and George Clooney in the same sentence sparks my interests.  It appears that Italian Prime Minister Berlusconi liked having his interests sparked a bit too much– and by girls under legal age.  The 74-year-old premier allegedly paid a 17-year-old girl known as “Ruby Heartstealer” for sex and then [...]

‘Black Swan’ dancing debacle

Sleeper hit and Oscar Best Picture nominee, Black Swan, is still ruffling feathers three months after its theatrical release. Squawking began after the leak of a Visual Effects Reel showing an impressive CGI head replacement on Swan actress, Natalie Portman. Fox has since pulled nearly all leaked versions (available here, for now) and uploaded an [...]