Archive for the ‘SPORTS’ Category

San Fran’s Madden-like Dream Squad

Posted: March 15, 2012 by jerkmag in SPORTS

Remember your Madden 04 dream squad? The Dolphins team with Peyton Manning faking a hand off to Warrick Dunn, then launching a touchdown pass to Randy Moss? San Francisco can make this dream a reality. The 49ers already have a ridiculous defense. There’s no need to address anything on that side of the ball. On [...]

Someone Tell the Big East to Just Stop

Posted: February 20, 2012 by jerkmag in SPORTS, VAULT - archives

Big East: The Catfish of College Sports © Kevin Coles At Virginia Tech, there’s something called ‘Catfish Wednesday.’ People go out to party with “Catfish: the bottom feeders of the females.” These girls will take whatever they can get with no preference to looks or personality. With the addition of Memphis, the Big East has [...]

BU Resilience

Posted: February 6, 2012 by jerkmag in SPORTS

Every few years there’s a team that overcomes a freakish circumstance to succeed. The 2004 Red Sox ended the Curse of the Bambino and 86 years of failure with a World Series title. The 2007 Redskins won four straight games to make the playoffs after safety Sean Taylor was murdered. You probably haven’t heard of [...]