Words O’ Wisdom — Chuck Palahniuk Edition

- Julia Fuino

Words O’ Wisdom — Benny Lewis

“Seek out people with different beliefs and views of the world to yours and get to know their side of the story.” Who is Benny Lewis? Benny Lewis is a man who has spent eight years without a fixed home, moving from here to there all across the globe. He believes that while you might [...]

The semester is done, but we ain’t

Well, that was one helluva semester, eh? A mild winter, 80 degrees one day, snowing the next.  Cuse is cray It was a good semester for the blog team though. We had our ups and downs, things got crazy, but we’re mother fucking champions…. Or something. Seriously though, I would like to thank all of our [...]

Words of Wisdom – Robin Williams Edition

“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.” -Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society

You know what you’re saying, right?

OMG I can’t believe like that he would like do that to you. You’re like my best friend and I like love you. Why would he like hurt you like that? You’re amazing. Boys just like don’t understand. They’re so dumb. (Insert high-pitched girlie voice.) SERIOUSLY?!?!?!  Can you hear yourself speak? I will admit, I [...]

Words o’ Wisdom: Water Dance Edition

“There is only one God, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death. Not today.” –Syrio Forel, The First Sword of Braavos.

Words o’ Wisdom: Imani Coppola Edition

“Live in the moment, and you’ll never go out of style.” – Imani Coppola

Throwback Thursdays: “Sustenance: How CNY Feeds the Community”

Throwback Thursdays is a Jerk Magazine Blog series that highlights some of Jerk’s best articles written in the past. To continue reading this article and find other bad ass throwbacks, check out Jerkmagazine.net. “Sustenance: How CNY Feed the Community” by Kelly Bucci Around 11 a.m. every Wednesday, the concession window in the gymnasium at St. Lucy’s [...]

Words o’ Wisdom: Bernie Fine Edition

What I do know, based on Schwarz’s juvenile “reporting,” is the Worldwide Leader didn’t have nearly enough evidence to air such a reputation-damaging story. Schwarz acquired just enough information — two vague, mumbling on-camera interviews from Fine’s accusers — to protect ESPN from a lawsuit. Schwarz did the legal minimum. Was his story sound journalism? [...]

Words o’ Wisdom: Hemingway Edition

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemingway