If you find yourself graduating college and realize that all you have to show for these past four years is a beer gut, failed classes and little to no career plans, then consider looking for a job no further than the places responsible for your lack of aspirations: frat houses.
Kia Grasty, a 51-year-old frat house custodian at the University of Pennsylvania, makes $140,000 per year for essentially going to frat parties. But unlike most of the drunk sluts you might find there, Kia is cleaning up toilets, mopping up beer-drenched floors, and taking care of whatever other atrocities one might find at a frat house.
Check out some of the messiest rooms Grasty has ever seen:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/galleries/2896/1/
-Julia Fuino
140k a year??!!! I’d do it.