Hey everyone, I’m Tori Ipacs and I will be writing for the Vices. Yeah, that’s right, sex, drugs, and alcohol, but not all at the same time (that could make for a terrible morning). I believe in getting to know each other a little bit before the first kiss, so here we go.
Major: Marketing, Entrepreneurship & Emerging Enterprises, and Management
Year: Junior
Hometown: Rochester, New York
Favorite breakfast cereal: Lucky Charms
One lie I got away with: Let’s just say I’ve gotten 3 parking tickets from the lovely City of Syracuse and my parents do not, and will not, know about that.
Two things on my bucket list: Tell Sarah Palin to “run and tell that” and become an accomplished CEO.
Three celebrities I love: Ellen DeGeneres, Tina Fey, and Will Ferrell.
Do not hesitate to e-mail anytime, with your thoughts, or just to say hey: vripacs@syr.edu. Also, follow me on Twitter @notorious1419 and on Tumblr at http://notorious1419.tumblr.com/!

Not to burst your bubble, but if you don’t want your parents to know about your parking tickets, then why are you publicly posting about it?
Touchè Mike. Let’s just hope they’re technologically inept and never find this site