“Big overgrown monsters who are always thinking about food” need not apply for these bad boys. Also, “no fatties, no hamsters, no dopers, no smokers, no alcoholics, no Donna Juanitas, no poseurs, and no crazies.”
So who’s your favorite?
Monroe (incredibly blue eyes), Mike (hates smokers), or maybe Fred (Vikings costume)?
If you’d like to see see more of David (looking for “the goddess”), you can find his full video here:
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hmm tough choice, but i’d have to go with david.