Today’s breakdown invokes a choice between science and religion.
Rats giggle and now my fears of rats nibbling on my toes have an added component: they’re secretly laughing at me. Our world is becoming more like Narnia, which in all honesty, is awesome:
Inspired by the voice of the above rodent, Reepicheep:
Which brings me to another comedian’s take on Religion and Desserts:
Believing in science combines fear of nibbling rats and ridicule, but religion is an arbitrary choice between desserts that could result in death. Since I enjoy most desserts, I’m going to go with religion on this one. Damn, I’ve enjoyed being an atheist.