Today’s breakdown invokes a choice between science and religion.
Rats giggle and now my fears of rats nibbling on my toes have an added component: they’re secretly laughing at me. Our world is becoming more like Narnia, which in all honesty, is awesome:
Inspired by the voice of the above rodent, Reepicheep:
Which brings me to another comedian’s take on Religion and Desserts:
Believing in science combines fear of nibbling rats and ridicule, but religion is an arbitrary choice between desserts that could result in death. Since I enjoy most desserts, I’m going to go with religion on this one. Damn, I’ve enjoyed being an atheist.
-Kate Holloway
Cake! I choose Cake!
It’s cookies! Die!
fawk. they really were laughing at me after all when i fell on my ass outside of maggie’s.
Rats and Darwin, or Cakes and Jesus… Lordy, I think I’ve seen the light!
hahahaha this is brilliant.
But let’s be honest here, it’s clearly sky peanut butter chocolate insomnia cookies
Oswalt’s albums are all masterworks, but the new one might be the best. Check out “Rats”.
And Eddie Izzard is even funnier when you see him in person. Both genius comedians.