Perhaps the worst infomercial of all time, the Comfort Wipe has modernized the “archaic” process of wiping your ass. After all, toilet paper is so barbaric. I’d much rather use an 18-inch stick. [via Boing Boing Gadgets]
[VIDEO] A Swiffer for Your Ass: The Comfort Wipe
November 7, 2009 · 8 Comments
Categories: Editors' Picks
Tagged: Katie Allyn, weird shit, shit, toilet paper, infomercials, swiffer
8 responses so far ↓
Amelia // November 8, 2009 at 3:48 pm
but you even get the “get a grip” when you buy it!!
This blog post made me think of “swiffer girl.” You don’t want to know.
jon // November 8, 2009 at 4:12 pm
it’s true, being a big guy has tons of advantages, with the only real downside being limited access to your asshole.
Ungood // November 8, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Hot damn! I could wipe my ass and then dust my shelves!
Katie // November 8, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Amelia, I assume this is not the “swiffer girl” you are referring to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHrHegdhjVI
At least Urban Dictionary told me otherwise.
Amelia // November 8, 2009 at 5:28 pm
hahaha Urban Dictionary was correct.
Though I did enjoy the video that you sited.
Danny Boy // November 8, 2009 at 10:26 pm
I want to see the Shamwow guy sell this. And then watch a voiceovered parody.
Lulu // November 9, 2009 at 8:51 am
I can’t imagine the “advantages” of being a big guy, other than keeping warm in the winter months.
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