A Gift From Russia To Us

 

Best competition ever...(image from topnews.in)

This week, I’m bringing you another Youtube highlight. Last week was a psychopathic, World of Warcraft fiend. Now, here’s another spectacle of utter uniqueness. It’s called Russian Pole Dancing. And there are good-looking women gyrating and getting their Miley Cyrus on. And it’s awesome.

 

You would think the best moment of the recent pole-dancing championship would have had something to do with a wardrobe malfunction, but it didn’t. Check out this video where this pretty young thang loses control and falls, bringing the pole with her. I know, the nice guy in me is saying, “Make sure she is alright…” but I still let out a little cackle every time I see this:

After a few neutral warm-up moves, the girl starts to spin around on the pole. No clue how she does this. She starts picking up speed like a penny in one of those circular drains. Hair-flapping around. Fat jiggling (wait…no, she weighs like 27 pounds). The judge’s heads are probably rotating in accordance with her body, causing severe neck muscle workouts.

Then, all of a sudden the pole just tips over. She goes down with it and the pole smashes right into her face. A few people rush over to make sure she isn’t dead and the girl lays there for a few seconds, probably lavishing in her embarrassingly bad luck. Hey, at least she is a Youtube icon now.

I’m sorry, forget her feelings, forget the competition, forget any bodily damage she garnered. That is hilarious. Klutz.

I think her Luke Skywalker robe must’ve kept her from hitting the floor too hard. That has to be how she didn’t end up in the hospital. Or, maybe she just lost all feeling in her upper extremity nerves after being upside down for so long. Either way, I am definitely going to attend one of these “competitions” at some point. Who’s with me?