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The Top 5 Hard Rock/Heavy Metal Albums of 2008

November 22, 2008 · 11 Comments

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2008 has been a pretty good year in the world of hard rock and heavy metal.  Since this will be my final actual post for the semester, I can’t take into account the albums that are yet to come out (Chinese Democracy drops tomorrow!).  I will also admit that I haven’t purchased a copy of Mudvayne’s The New Game, which came out on November 18th.  I have heard their latest single “Do What You Do” though, which is just…okay.  Anyways, read on for my top 5 hard rock/heavy metal albums of 2008…

5) (The) Melvins – Nude With Boots

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(The) Melvins followed up their 2007 release (A) Senile Animal with Nude With Boots, another tried and true Melvins release, full of three part vocal harmonies, experimental percussion, and King Buzzo’s unique riffage.  Sample “The Kicking Machine,” “The Smiling Cobra,” and the title track for the best of Nude With Boots.

4) The Sword – Gods of the Earth

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Texas’ own The Sword make a thunderous return with their second studio album Gods of the Earth.  After their critically acclaimed debut Age of Winters, the quartet brought their sound to new heights with thrashers like “Fire Lances of the Ancient Hypherzephyrians” and groovers like “Maiden, Mother & Crone,” and “To Take the Black.”

3) ASG – Win Us Over

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In a time when music is saturated with the same old chord progressions, North Carolina group ASG (short for the Amplification of Self – Gratification) is helping to bring back the almighty riff.  ”Low End Insight” and “The Dull Blade” have undeniable hooks, and “Glow” and “Palm Springs” bring punk intensity with pop sensibility, but don’t forget about more psychedelic numbers like “Right Before Death” and the Fireball Minstry-esque “Ballad of Richard K.”

2) Slipknot – All Hope Is Gone

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Say what you will about Slipknot’s status as the new “Hot Topic” fad, but the band is extremely talented and features one of the best drummers (Joey Jordison) in the game, and perhaps one of the great rock singers of our generation (Corey Taylor).  All Hope Is Gone combines the heaviness of their earlier records with the more melodic style of Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses.  The Iowa 9-piece is extremely versatile – they can get technical on “Gematria (The Killing Name),” write big choruses on “Sulfur” and “Psychosocial,” but aren’t afraid to go acoustic on “Snuff.”

1) Metallica – Death Magnetic

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In perhaps one of the most highly anticipated releases of the year in all of music, Metallica has finally delivered after being in what was widely considered to be the shit hole of St. Anger, and further back Reload and Load.  Complex arrangements are back.  Solos are back.  Metallica is back.  Every track on Death Magnetic rips.  The band revisits their heavier past with songs like “That Was Just Your Life” and “My Apocalypse,” but still retain a certain originality that keeps them relevant; however, they aren’t afraid to go back to their Black days with “Cyanide” and “Broken, Beat & Scarred.”  The band’s songwriting really shines on “The End of the Line,” and “Judas Kiss,” but be sure not to skip over their latest single “All Nightmare Long,” ballads “The Day That Never Comes” and “Unforgiven III” or the longest instrumental the band has ever done “Suicide & Redemption.”  

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Honorable Mentions (in no particular order):

Testament – The Formation of Damnation

A solid release from one of thrash metal’s finest.

First single – “More Than Meets The Eye

AC/DC – Black Ice

Sure it’s the same, but it’s AC/DC.

First single – “Rock ‘N Roll Train

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First single – “Rock Out

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Have a good Thanksgiving!

~Bill McMillan

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11 responses so far ↓

  • noelle // November 25, 2008 at 1:14 am

    melvins are cool but as for slipnot and metalica, i’d like to see more hard rock music I haven’t already heard tons about.

  • I // December 27, 2008 at 7:13 am

    I presume you haven’t heard the latest from Scar Symmetry or Mercenary. 10X better than Slipnot. You will change your mind should these two outings reach your ears.

  • jerkmag // December 31, 2008 at 12:56 am

    I just checked those dudes out…The instrumental stuff was cool but the vocals turned me off…

  • gearsofrock // January 1, 2009 at 12:40 am

    Thank goodness, Metallica didn’t blow it with “Death Magnetic.” I almost walked myself into oncoming traffic after the release of “St Anger.” That was not cool of them. “Magnetic” is a great metal record and helped put Hard Music back on the map.

  • Saajin // February 9, 2009 at 4:49 am

    I just thought I’d mention the GLARING oversight of the actual best Metal album of ‘08-not that you’d know Metal from a hole in the ground (AKA Death Magnetic [ I pity you if you think that's even music ], but fans and critics [ even most of the stupid critics {AKA ‘Blender} agree that “Watershed” from Swedish Masterminds OPETH is THE Metal album of 0ught eight.
    You’re a tool!

  • jerkmag // February 9, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    Opeth is cool, but I just didn’t like the album as much as the five that are up here. This isn’t a definitive list, it’s my list for my top hard rock/heavy metal albums of 2008. It’s hard to take people that say Metallica sucks seriously. Give me a break dude. It’s been getting great reviews all over the place and the band continues to sell out places around the world. Let me know when Opeth becomes one of the most influential metal bands in history…

  • Stoner // March 24, 2009 at 7:00 am

    I Dont understand it…why does everyone dislike St. Anger?

  • Beansprout // April 8, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Because St. Anger sucked. Big time. With the exception of St. Anger the song-full song,not the radio edit, which also sucked.

  • jerkmag // April 20, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    True dat.

  • BobocNicolae // May 8, 2009 at 2:53 am

    Slipknot are not worthy of nr.2
    And where’s BlackIce.

  • jerkmag // May 28, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    If not 2, at least the top 5 – that album ripped from start to finish. Black Ice was on honorable mentions – I can’t put an album that is a rehashing of every other AC/DC album in the top 5. I don’t care that they do that cause they’re still fun to listen to, but they’re old news now.

    P.S. Mastodon rules!!!

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