So as we previously reported, we were set to rout The Daily Orange in our third annual staff kickball game last Sunday on the Quad. Unfortunately, only two members of the D.O. staff decided to come. The rest claimed that they were held up by “work” or “final papers” or some similar weak shit. So Jerk won, albeit by forfeit, improving our series record to 3-0.
Here’s our team victory pic, just for you guys at the D.O.
20 Watts is next. Sunday, May 4, 2 p.m. on the Quad. Be there, be drunk.
~ Liam

Hell yeah. We definitely need to include this as an ad in the October issue.
[...] match next Sunday, April 26th at 3 p.m. on the quad. We say “sorta” annual because last year the D.O. staff were too scared to show up. But we still count it as a win, so come see us try to improve our series record to [...]